My previous posts for sure would have seen some raise their eyebrows, bro I get it I now have to write some facts and factoids about us gender. Well to start with I know that I have now stopped making sense for how can you write something about your ‘selves’.
To start with we are not as complex a being as women are; we are simple, fun loving and yet stupid enough to fall for trivial whimsical temptations created and posed before us by the complex opposite.
Can’t help but to go there all of the times.
Anyways, now to the case of WE being WE. (Gee here we go)
What makes a man vulnerable? Well shouldn’t we say this to be the most debated and yet openly known fact. We fall for everything from an apple from a tree to the falling stars from the sky. Just some gravitational pull and voila there we fall. How stupid can we be of the known facts and yet fall with all glory. We dumb nuts still don’t have a clue.
What hurts a man’s ego? Shouldn’t you know it by now that an equivalent and opposite ego not just hurts but also punctures it. As is quipped, there can only be one beast in the wild and the emergence of the women kind suddenly started to pose threat. Even as the debate on equality runs amok and among should we not just accept the fact that their gender is superior than ours. Well dude, life in harmony is existence of co-ed existence without much of resistance. ;)
What makes a man being called a dog? Well for starters only a bitch can recognise a dog and chillax bud the word dog is less derogatory than bitch.
(no offence but just for giggles) Ok ok understanding why a man acts like a dog and always is on a hunt. Well I bloody well don’t know for am a man too.
Now to the serious stuff that defines and makes a man who he is, egoistic chauvinistic and oh yeah a pervert (for those who very well know the truth this is only fiction)
Men who tell themselves that "they're the man" in the early stages of a relationship. And they are (no qualms about it). The first stages of dating is full of masculinity: you've got the girl, you take her out, impress her, ward off rival males... you are James Bond (well you F’ ing idiot you still work for her majesty).
Men who after a while, feel dominated by the more feminine emotions: like inclination towards her feelings, caring for her and sharing moments and the quiet nights. Seem to assume that they are giving way to becoming her girlfriend in men's clothing. (Lucky those who are cross dressers and fuck those who aren’t). Well you jerk the mantra here is adaptability and not the change of your gender.
Why men try and control emotions:
The new sensitive man is a modern construct. Throughout history, men didn't weep over flowers and sunsets; we used to be strong, rational and full of restraint. It's worked for millions of years, and it still works now. (bullshit this is no modern construction but is a pure destruction and we still don’t get it)
Why men try so hard at being decisive:
Well this is a tricky topic and profoundly not my muse. When a man finds that fewer decisions are being made by him while the majority by the opposite, he suddenly freaks out as you very well know the ability of women drivers and so he tries to take the reins again. Just as always he goes by the very popular stupid belief that being decisive puts him in the driver’s seat. And show her he ain’t afraid to step up and look after her. (Well we iconic super idiots never want to know the view from the seat next to the driver)
Why men try to be Independent
Independence is a must. Being the man means keeping your independence while sharing everything is suffocating. Keep your own independent existence by having activities that are separate from her. I don’t know but being dependent is also a complaint from women who don’t always prefer to have men who follow them and are dependent on them and yet still make a fuss on we being independent. I surely must miss this topic rather get tangled in confusion. (hope i make some sense at least by now)
Remember the old cliché, boys will be boys and hell ya we will be. All of you out there know that ‘You are the Man’. (my ass we very well are the ass around)
